In a show of force Iran moved 3 large aircraft carriers and several assault ships off the Potomac near Washington DC today. While the ships were doing exercises in International waters Washington was disturbed by the proximity of such overwhelming military forces. The armada has over 20,000 Iranian Freedom Warriors who are carrying out exercises off the coast of DC and New York.
The carrier strike group, led by the Iranian National Aircraft carrier (INS) Abraham Mustafa, were joined by the amphibious assault ship INS Babba Koo and INS Charsi de Babal o Sar with its own army of special forces assault groups including the Army of Islamic Expeditionary Units.
George W. Bush claims that these actions are saber rattling and provocative. The Iranian powers claimed “These are just exercises in International waters and there is nothing to fear from us if you are freedom loving people”.
President Bush states that the Iranians had no business 12,000 miles from their shores posing with so much military on USA beaches outside of the complete provocation of war.
Don’t you agree?
How would we Americans feel if this were our case instead of us 12,000 miles from home posing for a fight?
This article is parody! Do not take it as NEWS! This is sarcasm! It is based on this article today:
As our military spend hundreds of millions of dollars to show off their billions in death hardware 12,000 miles from our shores we have to ask what the HELL are they doing intimidating war?